Intern
€299 once
- Lie detection (basic lies only)
- 1 glitch: The Freeze
- Max 3 zaps per meeting
- Community support (a forum)
Pricing
Cheaper than a severance package. All prices are in euros, indicative, and may change before launch: nothing is on sale yet, and no orders or payments are taken. The company behind Voltface is still being incorporated.
Most zapped
Middle Manager
€29/month
- Lies, dumb remarks, and "quick questions"
- All 12 glitches
- Unlimited zaps
- Weekly Integrity Report™ sent to your boss
C-Suite
Let's talk
- Detects forward-looking statements
- Glitches the whole company's Wi-Fi
- Investor call mode (zap only, never glitch)
- Dedicated paramedic
Voltface Phantom
€9/month
- For fully conditioned users (about 1.4 million zaps)
- An empty wristband, no electronics inside
- You flinch before lying anyway
- Our highest-margin product
At a glance
| Plan | Price | Billing | Best for |
|---|---|---|---|
| Intern | €299 | Once | Occasional liars |
| Middle Manager | €29 | Monthly | Anyone with more than 3 meetings a day |
| C-Suite | On request | Annual contract | Executives and their investor calls |
| Voltface Phantom | €9 | Monthly | Fully conditioned users |
Questions
Why can't I buy one?
The company behind Voltface doesn't exist yet: it's being incorporated. Pre-orders will open once it's registered. Until then, no orders or payments are taken, here or anywhere else.
Is there a free trial?
Yes: thinking before speaking. Free since 300,000 BC, and fully compatible with every video call app.
Can I switch plans?
Intern users usually upgrade to Middle Manager after their first all-hands. Once the Organ of Cautiousness reaches about 6.5 mm, most switch to Phantom.
Who do I talk to about C-Suite?
Write to us from the contact page. Our lawyers will want to be copied.